(D O O O R O P E N I N G) Ahhhhh! Such a beautiful day! (Uh) (Yea!) The sun’s shinging in a beautiful way! (Uh) (Woo!) Gonna take a shower, (Water spurting) brush my teeth, and Life is ultimatly meaningless.. Uhhhhh okayssss COUGH U H H H H But I’ll get out of the house! HA Get on the road, top down hands out! (PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE STEERING WHEEL!!!) Put on my favorite song and nod to the rhythm The planet’s being destroyed by your carbon emissions….
Oh!.. But I I I’ll head to class (and get suspended) Try the best on every test, ’til I pass and my grades are screaming in my face. (Ayeeeeeee!!) 98% Of what you learn is a waste (Whew!) I get tah Hang out with all my friends (Yea!!) My friends are the friendliest friends (your friend is not real) Can’t think of a better way to spend my time. Your brain is flawed and all your friends will die Nevermind I’m alive in the greatest nation So proud of- – The exploitation of the natives This graceful bird means freedom to all! Tell that to the slaves And bald eagles aren’t bald (RUDE. But true) I can live in the moment, milk every second At anytime you could get clinical depression But I’ll just be happy, no matter whats in store! (HERE COMES THE BEATDROP) It’s quite genitic and we have no cure At least.. We are young! Not for long Life is fun! It only goes downhill We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it Or you’ll regret it We are young! For now…
Life is fun! Woo! For some people We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it! Good luck.. mew Woooooo! I got a brand new job today Yea! Doing stuff that’ll help the econemy ( U H H ! ) I’ll save money and buy things at the store Banks can crash and captilism is flawed And it’s all, because, of my hard work. At a thousand advantages you lucked into at birth. I put alotta effort in my resume Good thing you don’t have a black person’s name I’m proud to functioning member of society Finally, I can be the citizen I dream to be Part of the community, contribute with my tax What could possibly stop me? The shrinking middle-class 🅐 🅐 🅐 🅐 🅐 🅐 🅐 🅐 🅐 🅐 🅐 🅐 🅐 🅐 At least I’ve got a nice, stable job. Till it’s outsourced to China Or replaced by a robot Oh gawd Well then I could relax a bit You’ll be empty with nothing to distract from it But man I’m a passionate graduate, I could be different And I have career paths to pick from I could be a rapper or an animator if I’m lucky Neither of those will make you happy Trust me I’m able to choose what I pursue (Y E A) You’re a slave to people born richer than you THEN SCREW IT! I’ll keep going in then I’ll party on the weekend and sing Nah OOooooOOOooO Wah HOOooOOooO Thanks to autotune We are young! Not for long Life is fun It only goes downhill We gotta make the most of it make the most of it Or you’ll regret it We are young! We still die Life is fun! Until you die We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it! Because you’ll die mew Life is a wonder You’ll never know the answer Natures a miracle Natural disasters It’s good to be alive! You could wake up with cancer But I’m healthy..
Healthy people still get cancer I love this show It’s the last episode The sun is shining Its going to explode Every species is beautiful and unique though Children have malaria thanks to mosquitoes I met a cute girl with a pony tail Statistically that relationship is going to fail I have a wonderful family It’s like no other You’re not special and one day you’ll bury your mother Jeez dude… No matter what I can find a home! 𝙒 𝙀 𝙒 𝙄 𝙇 𝙇 𝘼 𝙇 𝙇 𝘿 𝙄 𝙀 𝘼 𝙇 𝙊 𝙉 𝙀 There’s amazing potential in every human on Earth! There’s no escaping the heat death of the universe I don’t have to live life based on negative parts No matter how bad they are, THEY’RE JUST THOUGHTS! yea that’s fair. wait… really? yeah that seems resonable. Oh Well in that case.. WE ARE YOUNG! LIFE IS FUN WE GOTTA MAKE THE MOST OF IT, MAKE THE MOST OF IT WE ARE YOOUNG! LIFE IS FUN! WE GOTTA MAKE THE MOST OF IT, MAKE THE MOST OF IT! Enjoy it while it lasts .
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